December 2011
tyburrells:
“No, you don’t understand-we’re getting married,” I yell as security drags me away from my favorite celebrity.
cosmo tip #123
expertcosmotips:
Take a picture of your vagina! Get it blown up and framed to place over the fireplace. Your man will be driven with lust every time he passes by it!
“Okay, let’s do it, let’s do the drugs, let’s do the chemical lobotomy, let’s...”
– 4.48 Psychosis (Sarah Kane)
Anonymous asked: what are 10 albums you can play without skipping?
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And when I saw you Kissing that girl My heart - it shattered And my eyes, they watered And when I tried to speak I stuttered
And my friends were like whatever You’ll find someone better His eyes were way too close together And we never even liked him from the start And now he’s with that tart And I heard she done some really nasty stuff Down in the park with Michael He said...
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a note before I log off:
I hate it when people tell me “smoking isn’t attractive” and that it makes me “less attractive” - because I evidently smoke to make myself more appealing. That’s the reason I spend so much money on cigarettes: to make myself look sexy and thus attract the P and V’s. I totally forgot that I smoke them for that reason and not because I genuinely just enjoy...
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“‘Action is character’ my English teacher always says. I think it means that if...”
– An Education (via fatbird33)
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“David! I don’t want to lose my virginity to a piece of fruit!”
– An Education (2009) - Jenny (via film-quotes)
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“By being sexually independent of men, lesbians, by their very existence, call...”
– Barbara Christian (via wearethedescendantsofstars)
i feel like i'm watching a cher video, cotton.: I... →
opiumdenmother:
I am sick and tired of hearing spoiled little white girls saying they aren’t interested in feminism or don’t see the point in it. You clearly have no idea what feminism has done for you because you take all of the things its given you for granted. Feminism gave white Western women rights now seen…
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This vibrator is the best thing I think I have ever owned.
I may need to go to masturbation addicts anonymous.
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I’d apologise for the Dominic spam but me and my vagina regret nothing.
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Watchphotofrenzy91:
Dominic Cooper should have a frontal nudity too in this movie…..
That part and the part where he’s having sex will forever be first in my wankbank.
Like… it’s like he was crafted from God’s perfect vagina.
