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My dog snores so loudly it is shocking. It’s like another uncle nobhead lives with us. They’re currently having a snore-off. I can’t cope. And today my mum turns to me and goes “Faye, come hold jacks legs while I clip his arse” - truly one of the weirdest things the woman has said to me.

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Normality has resumed and I am back on 598 followers. It’s ok, I once had 600 so I can sleep soundly tonight.

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You all can skip this.

It’s 3am and while I’m still pretty awake, I’ve just taken an hour to do my seminar work and I have to say, I found it pretty interesting. It was all about the demographic shift of Christianity from the Euro-American centres to places like Africa/India/China ect. Then what was the problems with the shift (like intermingling religions - like old African traditions mixed in...

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Cher is flawless.

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igotsoulbutimnotasoldier: lmao the kid who starts eating the cake Nothing like drowning in cake.

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Anonymous asked: What was the last thought you masturbated over?

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Anonymous asked: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,12,11,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20...

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Anonymous asked: 8, 10, 12?

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dapper-batch asked: 7, 12, 13, 16. /greedy bitch

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Anonymous asked: 4, 17 and 18.

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Anonymous asked: 3 and 9.

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Anonymous asked: 19, 16 and 14 :)

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Entertain me anons. {or not anons}

infectedgirlsdoitbetter: argonauticaa: 1. The meaning behind my URL 2. Weakness 3. Bestfriend(s) 4. Last time I cried and why 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Fact about my sex life 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship status 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact...

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So tonight I must of unfollowed then refollowed about 7 people. I kept pressing the ‘unfollow’ instead of ‘re-blog’ and I’m just sat here like facepalming myself like “y”

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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
 If someone has ever spoke to me like a 'british boy' it's because they were taking the piss. 
person who has never actually met a british boy: makes this post
actual british boy: (from a car) OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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