Faye. 20. England.

"I move the stars for no-one"
Cats, intersectional feminism, being fat, reading literature/poetry/prose, British panel shows and other stuff.

Sometimes I can be incredibly ignorant: call me the fuck out on it. Please.

I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan.

There is no such thing as a British accent.

 dicks flapping

lol - on thursday there is a mass that everyone is obligated to go to at 7pm and the priest goes

“for those who ask me ‘do i need to go?’ the answer is in the question, really - OBLIGATION. and for those who ask what will happen if i don’t go - well, umm… you just go to hell, i’m assuming”

everyone was like

but then he was like

I’M ONLY HALF JOKING, GUYS! I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU’LL GO TO THE BURNING DEPTHS OF HELL!!

then everyone was like lol.

i enjoy his existence. 



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