lol - on thursday there is a mass that everyone is obligated to go to at 7pm and the priest goes
“for those who ask me ‘do i need to go?’ the answer is in the question, really - OBLIGATION. and for those who ask what will happen if i don’t go - well, umm… you just go to hell, i’m assuming”
everyone was like
but then he was like
I’M ONLY HALF JOKING, GUYS! I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU’LL GO TO THE BURNING DEPTHS OF HELL!!
then everyone was like lol.
i enjoy his existence.