Faye. 21. England.

"I move the stars for no-one"
Star Trek, cats, intersectional feminism, being fat, classical literature, British panel shows & other stuff.

Sometimes I can be incredibly ignorant: call me the fuck out on it. Please.

I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan.

There is no such thing as a British accent.

 dicks flapping

i bought a vibrator last night but it’s like… an ~internal~ vibrator not an ~outer~ vibrator.

and it looks massive.

thank god i won some bubblegum lube. i think i’ll need about 6 tubes of it.

but like.

what if it breaks my hole?

what

if



  1. beatles- said: oh my god
  2. brittunculi said: oh faye
  3. horsetornadoes said: faye it’s not gonna break your vagina, give your hooha a pep talk
  4. dickflaps posted this