her mum has just split up with her girlfriend after being together for 7+ years - and Biff (the ex) has literally cleared the house out. like… there is barely anything left in the house - no art on the walls, no televisions, no mirrors ect.
so beth just said to me do i want to come stay over tomorrow night for a
“minimalist themed sleepover”
and when i laughed she replied
“…because how often do you get to come to a house that has been ruthlessly gutted by a distraught ex?”
So… because me and Beth are 20 within a week of one another, we thought why not do something memorable… naturally, we chose to go visit Auschwitz.
It sounds weird but we have both wanted to go visit for a couple of years now, so even though it’s depressing… we’re doing it. Idek. We aren’t all there.
Also at the end of January we are going on a lezzy retreat with her mum and mum’s girlfriend because her aunt Maxi is turning 50. With about 15 other lesbians.
I actually got a text
“I hope my wife can make my 50th in wales!”
I was like “…MY WIFE IS 50? I HAVE A WIFE?”
Then I realized I married Maxine because I find her the most arousing woman ever. I even got invited before her long-term psycho girlfriend, Lisa. Ma-ha.
Whyyyyy is my best friend so beautiful.
And I am a fat goth.
“I just wanted to check that you’re still fit and that the guru of taking away fitties hadn’t got you. That would be a disaster. It happened to me years ago…”
Why did the good lord choose Beth as my life-partner/best friend?
I sometimes regret talking to her in Spanish all 6 years ago.
Katie’s just been round and we watched Waterloo road, ate soup and home-made apple pie AND AND AND: I SHOWED HER THE VIDEO OF WL’S FROM PINKPOP AND WHERE HARRY GETS ALL :D:D:D AT DEATH AND SHE AWWW’ED AND SAID “THAT SONG DOESN’T SOUND SO BAD“ - SHE WILL BE A FAN SOON ENOUGH. >:). Well, she’ll have to be since she’s seeing them twice… :3.
and then I got a phone call from Beth saying her fishes had given birth and I was to be Godmother to one called “Brian Fry” … yeah, idk about her sanity either. I cannot wait to see her this weekend! I haven’t saw her in weeks and weeks :(
Can I just take a moment to tell everyone how much I love my best friend?
Because I really, honestly, truly do.
She is the best ginger. That is le fact.
I don’t know where I would be without her constant support and how she sticks by me even though sometimes I’m in the wrong. Or how we find one another absolutely hilarious (no, I really am just hilarious). Or how my cats love her and they love no human but me. Or how her family love me and my family love her. Or how she is the the worst lesbian known to mankind. Or how people mistake us for a couple just because we get one another. Or how she’s super pretty and has an amazing personality to go with it, but refuses to see it. Or how she’s on a diet every single week. Or how she’s super honest. Or how we can talk to one another every single night and don’t get bored of one another. Or how when we see one another when we haven’t saw eachother for weeks it’s as if we only saw one another yesterday. Or how we bitch about everyone.
Idk. She’s just amazing and I just love her.
“yeah.. an if we’re too skint we could just have one room an spoon… or sleep with some tramps, theres alot of them around the london area, you see… I need tips, as we all no im not getting far in life, so i need to know how to get in the tramp buisness”
I’m laughing so hard at Beth.
Planning a wee trip down to Landan for our 19th’s this year. Excited.
Just for the fact she says shit like this constantly.
I cannot wait to see my ginger tomorrow!