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Faye. 20. England.

"I move the stars for no-one"
Star Trek, cats, intersectional feminism, being fat, classical literature, British panel shows & other stuff.

Sometimes I can be incredibly ignorant: call me the fuck out on it. Please.

I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan.

There is no such thing as a British accent.

 dicks flapping


Oh my god I fed a small child. 

Last night I went round to spend the night with Clure and Scott and bb Logan - he was amazing. He slept pretty much the entire night and I was there from 7pm - 1:30am and not even a murmur. Only when he had to get his nappy changed but as soon as Clare picked up him he stopped straight away.

G u y s. Guys he’s my favourite little person ever.  

He woke up at half 12 after we’d just had something to eat so Clare asked me if I wanted to feed him as she’s alternating between bottle and boob. So I did and I thought he was just going to cry and he never, omg. And then I winded him and he vommed over my hand and the entire time he had his hand on my tit. Like… the ENTIRE time. Scott was like “… pretty much the straightest child ever” lol. 

I only took like three pictures because we baked cupcakes 

and one I got of him on my phone of him being winded:

He was amazed by the lamp :3

In other news - my internet is so slow and I’m about to rip my tits off out of frustration. I tweeted the same thing and Virgin Media said I was being abit extreme - as much as I laughed at that tweet, they’re still a sack of shit. 




Confused Ed.

Confused Ed.




He has the nicest smile…

He has the nicest smile…



He looks Amish with that beard, omg

He looks Amish with that beard, omg



How adorable is my cat?

How adorable is my cat?



My cat is the best.

My cat is the best.