Faye. 20. England.

"I move the stars for no-one"
Cats, intersectional feminism, being fat, reading literature/poetry/prose, British panel shows and other stuff.

Sometimes I can be incredibly ignorant: call me the fuck out on it. Please.

I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan.

There is no such thing as a British accent.

 dicks flapping
also, are you the one who got a note from one of them??

I am - I have two from Rob.

First:

That was a couple of weeks after I met him in Coventry and because we spoke for so long, I didn’t have time to get him to sign anything so I asked Jess to get me an autograph and he put that. And remembered me from that!

The second one:

That was because Kimbo and Kat met him the day before I was seeing them in Manc and I was all sgourwngopwin so they asked him to write me something, and that’s what he put!

I’m having his children. He’s actually aware of this.