Tomorrow I’m going on a day out with all the women of my family on a barge boat and then in the night time we’re going to a hotel which is also a spa - for some reason my cousins have it in their head that I would go into the spa wearing nothing but a swimming costume.
I may as well just waddle around naked, allowing young men to shag my flab rolls and pretend they’re mini-vaginas.
It’s like… my one aim in life is to cover up my entire body apart from my face at any given time. It’s like they don’t even know me~~~
